Okay, so imagine me at Coles: innocently shopping in the Medicine/Cosmetics/Personal Care aisle for hair removal cream for me and Herbal Essences shampoo for my mother. Then, bam! This guy appears out of nowhere and picks a bottle of deodorant from the shelf, proceeding to shove it in my face for me to smell. “Smells nice,” he convinces me. “Yup,” I say. (Well, what else is there to say?)

As if that wasn’t weird enough! After this incident, he follows me to the corner of the dairy aisle and the confectionery aisle, and he picks off a bag full of lollies and shoves this in my face as well. “Yummy!” he exclaims. “Yup,” I say…